- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

This isn't funny.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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