- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What the hell are you doing?

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

NEVER

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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