- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

This is not funny.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Chris is hairy

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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