David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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Uh, Liz, he is staring at the screen... He says you are right and knows, so he cant get mad, ill trust you both, but it better work, or this one is on me. Oh by the way, yeah he is eating, sorry its late here, and I am the only nurse here about now Ironically this place is full of doctors but they dont seem to give a crap about the man that pays their checks. Doctors said no, Nero said "you are fired" Doctor changes his opinion, glad to see he is taking charge around here, I am just worried about his sleep, he is beginning to halucinate and I doubt any stimulants will help. But fine, ill trust you, sorry, really shaking my boots here, I really do not want to, but this is not about me.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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