- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

That's illegal What? Your mom

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

where is the world?

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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