- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

A chicken walked into the bar...

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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