- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

whats my name? Matt

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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