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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

whats my name? Matt

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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