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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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