Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Neil is a reterd.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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mikey is cute

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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