women's rights

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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