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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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