the WNBA

European on my shoes, buddy.

Dumbledore dies.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Wenis Penis

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Good job, son.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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