- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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