- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.