why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

aodhan hearty

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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