have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Christ is a conspiracy

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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