- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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