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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

It's all Taggart

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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