- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's your guys names?

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Immigration Laws

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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