Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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womens rights.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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