what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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