- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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