- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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