whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Okay.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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