What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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