Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

I'm so punny.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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