- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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