- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

I hate blackniggers

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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