Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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ert

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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im telling maguire

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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