A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Guest what in the butt

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Take part of what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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