Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Women's Rights

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Bob Saget that is all

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Anti Joke

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