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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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