whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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