A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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