- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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