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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

I am quite mature.

Nobody cares maddie!

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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