Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Nobody cares maddie!

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

I am quite mature.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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