How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Sarah Palin.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

wael.. nuff said

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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