- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

I walk into a bar...

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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