A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Anti Joke

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