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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Beka has AIDS

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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