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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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