What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

How did the black person die? Of old age

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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