jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Take part of what?

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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