- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

poopy is poopy

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why are white people white? I don't know

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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