whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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