what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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a blind man walks into a wall

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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João Duarte reads this.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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