whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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