A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

A russian gives away vodka.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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