What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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