whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

I like touching my boobs

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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