What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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