5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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