- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Did you know? . You already know!

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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