- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

My Nan, that is all.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Misner is a twat.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

willam dafoe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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