- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

knock knock Dave's not here.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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