Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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