Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Knock, Knock Come in

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

I have a horse.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Christ is a conspiracy

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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