- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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