- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

How high is the sky? True or False

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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