Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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knock knock go away!!!

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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