what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Connor is homosexuaI

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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