- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

I'm HIV positive.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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