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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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