- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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