- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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