- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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