What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

A baby seal walks into a club.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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