How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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