yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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