A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Christ is a conspiracy

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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